Funny Chinese Names

Why Chinese shouldn’t have Christian names:

If you are one of them who has a name like below…. my deepest condolences….
Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) – Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) – Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) – Buttock

Monica Cheng
Hokkien) – Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) – You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) – Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) – Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) – Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) – Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) – Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) – Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) – Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) – Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) – Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) – Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) – Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) – Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) – Never die before

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