Why Chinese shouldn’t have Christian names:
If you are one of them who has a name like below…. my deepest condolences…. 
Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty
Anne Chin
(Mandarin) – Keep quiet
Faye Chen
(Mandarin) – Dusty
Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) – Buttock
Monica Cheng
Hokkien) – Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) – You are dead
Jane Tan
(Mandarin) – Frying eggs
Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) – Lost till death
Henry Mah
(Mandarin) – Hate your mum
Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) – Poor fellow
Paul Chan
(Mandarin) – Bankrupt
Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) – Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) – Rubbish bin
Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) – Leg hair long
Connie Mah
(Cantonese) – Call your mother
Danny See
(Hokkien) – Squeeze you to death
Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) – Screws and nails
Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) – Nose droppings
Macy Koh
(Cantonese) – Never die before
